If loving these sandals is wrong, then damn it, I don't wanna be right.Yes, they're from Frederick's of Hollywood, which isn't exactly the most highbrow lingerie store.
Yes, they're a little Pretty Woman.
Yes, they look a little bit like elaborate S&M play gear.
But since I don't have means to finance my love for all things Agent Provocateur and Kiki DM (read: rich boyfriend), these Gladiator Snakeskin Sandals will have to suffice.
If you have the attitude to pull them off, girls will secretly envy your panache and reckless courage.
Only guys who are confident and assertive will approach you, because the ones who have questionable self esteem or are otherwise emotionally deficient will assume that a woman who wears serpentine, coiled sandals has a quick tongue and an unrestrained appetite for whatever she's craving at that moment.
They'll never go out of style because, well, they're probably a bit too subversive to be in style in the first place.
And worn with a slip of silk in a bold color and a silver bangle in an edgy shape, these fierce sandals style more sexy than slutty.
Available in black, $89, and gold (for those of you who want to glimmer like Aztec princesses), $59.99.
1 comment:
"...because the ones who have questionable self esteem or are otherwise emotionally deficient will assume that a woman who wears serpentine, coiled sandals has a quick tongue and an unrestrained appetite for whatever she's craving at that moment..." "...like elaborate S&M play gear..."
though I kind of put these quotes together out of order, this was pretty much my thought when I saw them. Because I am pretty emotionally deficient.
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